Note: I made this batter and used it over the course of two days. The second day, the vegetables had released more moisture. I was able to fry it without adding more flour, but you may find...
I have a strong affection for all things simple when I entertain. After all, the focus of most gatherings is the company--good food is incidental.
However, as we all know, the tastiness of the food served can alter the course of an evening and the conviviality of the assembly. Too fussy and needless formality may ensue. Too hastily thrown together and your guests may feel unappreciated. No worries, though. Beautiful, delicious food is easy. No lie.
One of the little not-so-secrets of entertaining is to serve appetizers with cocktails. It feels decadent and very grown-up. There aren't many things I would like to bring back from the 1950s, but the cocktail hour is an exception.
But let's gloss over the rumaki (unless that's your thing) and frilly little stuffed vegetables (ditto) in favor of something spreadable and rustic. Dig your food processor out from underneath the plastic storage containers (does anyone have these properly organized, I ask you?), or just get out your sharpest knife and embrace tapenade.
I first tasted tapenade in France, where I bought some at a market stand that sold olives. The tapenade was in a wooden barrel, and a scoop of it, combined with a loaf of bread and some cheese, provided for royal snacking. But homemade tapenade is even better.
Theoretically, tapenade is made with capers and anchovies in addition to olives. I enjoy both of these things and so include them in my tapenade, but you can leave either or both of them out. Olives have plenty of flavor on their own--be sure to purchase nicer olives for this rather than the jet black canned variety.
Serve this spread with hearty bread and something equally fortifying to drink.
Combine in a food processor or chop very finely, into a paste, with a knife:
2 cups pitted black olives
(3 anchovies, rinsed and dried)
3 tablespoons drained capers
3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
2 tablespoons lemon juice
Zest of one lemon
2 garlic cloves, coarsely chopped
1 tablespoon chopped parsley
2 teaspoons fresh thyme leaves or 1 teaspoon dried thyme
Black pepper to taste
Pulse mixture to a coarse purée.